Mar 2008 | SLG Publishing
Everything: Jamie Smart
This book was a random purchase online based solely on the cover and text taken from the back of the book. No other images were available to me and I didn’t bother searching. The text on the back was more than enough to get my attention and win my money.
I really should have looked this up. It would have saved me the shock of finding out this wasn’t what I thought it was.
What we have here is a nonsensical story with IQ draining qualities. It revolves around the main central characters ending up in a strange world and their struggle to get out. When each character is introduced, we get a brief interlude introducing the character to us in the form of a separate strip, after which the, uh, story continues.
I would never have knowingly purchased this. I hate things like this. Dancing, singing poo that can combine to become a giant mecha dookie, a monkey suffering tourette’s becomes a WMD when witnessing violence, the world’s angriest robot, and a little girl that makes things explode by touching them – no no no. I want none of it. I can barely believe I read all of it. It’s complete nonsense. NONSENSE!
I am forever scarred by these cute, little characters in their cute little panels. I was expecting this to be horror. To some extend I got it, just not how I wanted. I have never felt such terror at nonsensical, foul-mouthed cuteness.
Bum conker!!
Yes. That what this is. One big giant… well, nevermind.
